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Because Who Needs Hobbies When There’s Just… More TV?
Look, we’re not here to pretend we “only watch one episode at a time” or that we’re totally fine waiting six months for the next season. Nope. This is full-send binge culture—where cliffhangers are personal attacks and streaming apps are just emotional slot machines
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- What’s Actually On My Watchlist (And Why It’s Unhinged)
I say “watchlist” like it’s a carefully curated selection of prestige TV and must-see dramas. It’s not. It’s chaos. It’s crime procedurals and comfort rewatches living side-by-side with sci-fi absurdity, streaming TV experiments, and the occasional cartoon spiral. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. Here’s what’s actually on my watchlist this week—and why… Read more: What’s Actually On My Watchlist (And Why It’s Unhinged) - Wait… Was That Mariska Hargitay on ER?! A Multiverse Rewatch Spiral
Rewatching ER and spotted baby Mariska Hargitay? You’re not alone. Explore the joy of rediscovering forgotten guest spots—and how it all leads to a fan theory where Stabler pilots the TARDIS. - I Tracked My TV Habits with Hobi—and Apparently I’ve Watched Over a Year of Television. Whoops.
After tracking 549,424 minutes of TV with the Hobi app, one long-time viewer reflects on what it means to be a lifer in the land of drama, comedy, and streaming queues that never end. No shame, just screen time. - The 1% Is Back, But Where’s Patton?
The 1% TV Show is back—this time on Fox with Joel McHale. We miss Patton Oswalt, but it still fills our summer show hole with chaotic trivia energy. - Gordon Ramsay’s Secret Service: Our DC Dinner Turned Into a Reality TV Panic Attack
We tried Gordon Ramsay’s Secret Service as our dinner TV pick and immediately regretted it when Washington, DC flashed across the screen. Rats, real tension, and the best kitchen moment since early Hell’s Kitchen—here’s our take.
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