Endless scrolling? Questionable life choices? Same. Welcome to the one corner of the internet where we admit our streaming addictions and make no apologies for it.

Because Who Needs Hobbies When There’s Just… More TV?
Look, we’re not here to pretend we “only watch one episode at a time” or that we’re totally fine waiting six months for the next season. Nope. This is full-send binge culture—where cliffhangers are personal attacks and streaming apps are just emotional slot machines
Expect unapologetic opinions, hot takes hotter than a summer HBO drop, and the occasional cry for help when a show gets canceled mid-season.
Think you’re ready? Pick a story and dive headfirst into the nonsense.
- What’s Actually On My Watchlist (And Why It’s Unhinged)I say “watchlist” like it’s a carefully curated selection of prestige TV and must-see dramas. It’s not. It’s chaos. It’s crime procedurals and comfort rewatches living side-by-side with sci-fi absurdity, streaming TV experiments, and the occasional cartoon spiral. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. Here’s what’s actually on my watchlist this week—and why… Read more: What’s Actually On My Watchlist (And Why It’s Unhinged)
- Wait… Was That Mariska Hargitay on ER?! A Multiverse Rewatch SpiralRewatching ER and spotted baby Mariska Hargitay? You’re not alone. Explore the joy of rediscovering forgotten guest spots—and how it all leads to a fan theory where Stabler pilots the TARDIS.
- I Tracked My TV Habits with Hobi—and Apparently I’ve Watched Over a Year of Television. Whoops.After tracking 549,424 minutes of TV with the Hobi app, one long-time viewer reflects on what it means to be a lifer in the land of drama, comedy, and streaming queues that never end. No shame, just screen time.
- The 1% Is Back, But Where’s Patton?The 1% TV Show is back—this time on Fox with Joel McHale. We miss Patton Oswalt, but it still fills our summer show hole with chaotic trivia energy.
- Gordon Ramsay’s Secret Service: Our DC Dinner Turned Into a Reality TV Panic AttackWe tried Gordon Ramsay’s Secret Service as our dinner TV pick and immediately regretted it when Washington, DC flashed across the screen. Rats, real tension, and the best kitchen moment since early Hell’s Kitchen—here’s our take.
Join our email list now and regret nothing… except that last show you swore would “get better by episode three.” We’ll keep you stocked with unapologetic opinions, hot takes you didn’t ask for, and just enough sarcasm to make your inbox entertaining again. Hit that subscribe button—because clearly, you’ve got great taste in poor decisions.
We’re here to spill TV tea, not your personal info. Your email stays safe with us—no selling, no sharing, no shady business. Pinky swear.